actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

me:  -bounces leg-
classmate:  did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something
me:  yeah?
classmate:  you're like always boucing your leg
me:  im literally always anxious
high school boy:  omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy:  omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator:  shit shit
high school boy:  bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator:  no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy:  I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin:  fuck shit shit no-
high school boy:  /explodes

ask-poorly-drawn-cecil:

((guess who’s not dead.))

mostflogged:

Right next to you is the safest place!!!!!
Oh, right. 

Ryuko Matoi ✂ FB/tumblr
Mako Mankanshoku ✂ FB/tumblr
Photographer ✂ DA/tumblr

combustible-machetes:

Chalk Festival, 2014: Deemo: Reflection (Mirror Night)
Group effort by: misomaniac-c, superturboedition, loud-flowers, combustible-machetes
someoneudontknow5:

heydiddlehiddleston:

i’m crying
(credit to giannina)



I’m sorry

someoneudontknow5:

heydiddlehiddleston:

i’m crying

(credit to giannina)

I’m sorry

magitekarmor:

and I idiotically started to attempt it..

toastyhat:

tsyndromestuck:

Rose never reverts back from grimdarkness so the kids start a thrash metal band

YES

toastyhat:

tsyndromestuck:

Rose never reverts back from grimdarkness so the kids start a thrash metal band

YES

prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

ruf1ohn1tram:

returning to a drawing after hours/days of not touching the canvas

image

turntnip:

gym class

image

someoneudontknow5:

Silver doesn’t even exist in Minecraft gosh Geoff